[Verse 1] 🎶On the 1st day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeee🎵
🎶An ETC worthless than the treeeee🎵
[Verse 2] 🎵On the 2nd day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeee🎶
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 3] 🎵On the 3rd day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeeee🎶
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 4] 🎼On the 4th day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeee🎶
🐋4 Whales dumping🐳
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 5] 🎶On the 5th day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeee🎼
🎵5 Figures downnnn🎵
🐋4 Whales dumping🐳
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 6] 🎵On the 6th day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeeeee🎼
🎶6 Coins crashing 🪙
🎵5 Figures downnnn🎵
🐋4 Whales dumping🐳
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 7] 🎵On the 7th day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeeeee!🎵
🎶7 miners mining ⛏
🎶6 Coins crashing 🪙
🎵5 Figures downnnn🎵
🐋4 Whales dumping🐳
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 8] 🎶On the 8th day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeeee🎶
🍴 8 Coins a-forking🎵
🎶7 miners mining ⛏
🎶6 Coins crashing 🪙
🎵5 Figures downnnn🎵
🐋4 Whales dumping🐳
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 9] 🎶On the 9th day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeeee🎶
🎶9 Bulls Crying🎶
🍴 8 Coins a-forking 🎵
🎶7 miners mining ⛏
🎶6 Coins crashing 🪙
🎵5 Figures downnnn🎵
🐋4 Whales dumping🐳
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 10] 🎵On the 10th day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeeee🎵
🎶10 Shitcoins exiting🎵
🎶9 Bulls Crying🎵
🍴 8 Coins a-forking🎵
🎶7 miners mining🎵
🎶6 Coins crashing 🪙
🎵5 Figures downnnn🎵
🐋4 Whales dumping🐳
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 11] 🎶On the 11th day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeee🎶
🚀11 Bogdanoffs Pamping🎵
🎶10 Shitcoins exiting🎵
🎶9 Bulls Crying🎵
🍴 8 Coins a-forking🎵
🎶7 miners mining🎵
🎶6 Coins crashing 🪙
🎵5 Figures downnnn🎵
🐋4 Whales dumping🐳
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
[Verse 12] 🎼On the 12th day of Christmas my Crypto gave to meeeeee!🎵
🎶12 Exchanges GOXing🎵
🚀11 Bogdanoffs Pamping🎵
🎶10 Shitcoins exiting🎵
🎶9 Bulls Crying🎵
🍴 8 Coins a-forking🎵
🎶7 miners mining🎵
🎶6 Coins crashing 🪙
🎵5 Figures downnnn🎵
🐋4 Whales dumping🐳
🎵3 Red dildos🎵
🎵2 Supports broken🎵
And an ETC worth less than the treeeee!!!🎵🎶
Hopefully Christmas can bring us some big giant green dildos 🚀
Next level of shit posting reached. Hopefully you get a moon for each music note
Or a moon for each person who got a stroke trying to read it with the tune
Where’s the remix version feat. Kanye West?
Shitposting 101
But cant take it out of my head…fuck xD
What will we do when we’re Michael sailor? What will we do when we’re Michael sailor? What will we do when we’re Michael sailor? Early in the market!
Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market!
Hodl it all together till the dump is over Hodl it all together till the dump is over Hodl it all together till the dump is over Early in the market!
Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market!
Put out a long call that’s over ordered
Put out a long call that’s over ordered
Put out a long call that’s over ordered
Early in the market!
Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market!
Answer ever question in half an hour Answer ever question in half an hour Answer ever question in half an hour Early in the market!
Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market!
That’s what we’ll do when we’re Michael sailor. That’s what we’ll do when we’re Michael sailor. That’s what we’ll do when we’re Michael sailor. Early in the market! Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market! Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Bitcoin is the market!
5 figures down, I fucking lost it lmfaoo
Fuck it, now I have to sing this all the way through
LOL 😆
Dfuq
Man what a shitty christmas song
I want my money back!
The spin off are the best,
The twelve pains of Christmas
The drunk nights of Christmas.
I wish I had the initial capital to be five figures down
It’s painful 😖
This is the kind of shitposting I need for the holidays.
Enjoy!
I can only applaud the amount of work that went into this.
Biggest props for coming up with this 🙂
Lemme check if I got an award for you
Thanks ☺️
I’m not sure if I want this Christmas
Please Santa I’ve been a good boy this year. I just want some green dildos!
You deserve more
Can I have something of whatever you took? 🙂
Next level of shit posting reached. Hopefully you get a moon for each music note
Or a moon for each person who got a stroke trying to read it with the tune
Where’s the remix version feat. Kanye West?
Shitposting 101
But cant take it out of my head…fuck xD
What will we do when we’re Michael sailor? What will we do when we’re Michael sailor? What will we do when we’re Michael sailor? Early in the market!
Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market!
Hodl it all together till the dump is over Hodl it all together till the dump is over Hodl it all together till the dump is over Early in the market!
Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market!
Put out a long call that’s over ordered
Put out a long call that’s over ordered
Put out a long call that’s over ordered
Early in the market!
Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market!
Answer ever question in half an hour Answer ever question in half an hour Answer ever question in half an hour Early in the market!
Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market!
That’s what we’ll do when we’re Michael sailor. That’s what we’ll do when we’re Michael sailor. That’s what we’ll do when we’re Michael sailor. Early in the market! Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Early in the market! Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Way hay and Bitcoin rises Bitcoin is the market!
5 figures down, I fucking lost it lmfaoo
Fuck it, now I have to sing this all the way through
LOL 😆
Dfuq
Man what a shitty christmas song
I want my money back!
The spin off are the best,
The twelve pains of Christmas
The drunk nights of Christmas.
I wish I had the initial capital to be five figures down
It’s painful 😖
This is the kind of shitposting I need for the holidays.
Enjoy!
I can only applaud the amount of work that went into this.
Biggest props for coming up with this 🙂
Lemme check if I got an award for you
Thanks ☺️
I’m not sure if I want this Christmas
Please Santa I’ve been a good boy this year. I just want some green dildos!
You deserve more
Can I have something of whatever you took? 🙂