If you’re not already aware. Nothing without a flared end should go in your anus. You can literally get it stuck there.
Plus internal bleeding and other issues are likely from something that’s not supposed to be there. It’s all jokes until someone does it and could hurt themselves badly.
So, be careful what you joke about.
Sourced from: https://stylecaster.com/anal-toys/
‘But buy an anal toy without a flared base, and you risk genuine (maybe even serious) injury. Though the anus can be an absolute treasure trove of pleasure, you can’t treat it exactly like you’d treat a vagina. Because, well, it isn’t one. A vagina is kind of like a cul-de-sac: It dead-ends at your cervix, so even if a sex toy gets lost inside you, it doesn’t have very far to go. Your anus is not a dead-end—quite the opposite. It connects to your rectum, which is part of your large intestine. So theoretically, a toy lost inside your anus could make its way up your intestines—and end up somewhere it’s definitely not supposed to be.’
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